Table for One

Lookin' Good T41
Thursday, December 15th, 2011
Maybe it’s just me. No matter how much effort I put into getting dressed in the morning, I will always get hit on more when I neglect my appearance entirely. The correlation is undeniably proportionate: The more time I spend fixing my hair or painting my nails or layering loosely knit sweaters over gauzy silk tops, the more invisible I become. Inversely, the less time I have to get ready, the more attention I seem to attract. Two examples come immediately to mind.
Gnome
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011
Some call it thievery; we called it Gnome Hunting.
Big Green Purse
Tuesday, October 4th, 2011
Right before my very eyes, mere inches from me, was the bag. The Big Green Pocketbook. The bag I was destined to own. Which is why it was so terribly confusing to see my dream bag hanging from the slouching shoulder of a stranger.
Table for One 2
Tuesday, September 20th, 2011
As I began to walk to 30 blocks to my apartment, I couldn't stop thinking about the man, the little girl, and the faceless mother.
Table for One
Tuesday, September 6th, 2011
It’s like the time in the tenth grade when Jenna Kravikowski accidentally-on-purpose leaked the invite list for her “American Idol”-themed sweet sixteen.